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Discussion in 'The Pub' started by Jecs, Aug 25, 2012.

  1. Dayvo

    Dayvo Because i can

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    My son is 6 foot and I'm 5ft 6in and he still wants to play fight sometimes . He pins me down and tries to put his socks in my mouth o_O
     
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  2. losh1971

    losh1971 Well-Known Member

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    If he tries that again, hit him with a fart palm....
     
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  3. losh1971

    losh1971 Well-Known Member

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    WTF??? https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/399815244044272/

    $150 for a VR/VS shaft. I bought a whole car for that. Plus last shaft I bought I paid 25 bucks, took me two hours to remove it lying in dirt. I only ask $45 for a wagon shaft. Mint centre, pffft on a VR I'd like to see that.
     
  4. immortality

    immortality Home of the smoky breakfast Bacon! Staff Member

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    My son does MMA, the only way to take him down is in such a way he aint never getting up again and that's not sporting as a father.
     
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    losh1971 Well-Known Member

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    Booked the ferry for a trip to Adelaide in Feb. 30% off my passenger fare with Black Friday sale. Still need to book in my best mate, but he doesn't get a discount, so thought i will wait and amend my ticket in a few weeks.
     
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    losh1971 Well-Known Member

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    The story of the snowman.


    It snowed last night...
    8:00 am: I made a snowman.

    8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

    8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

    8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

    8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

    8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

    8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

    8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

    8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

    8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

    8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

    8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

    8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

    9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

    9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

    9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

    By noon it all melted

    Moral:

    There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes.
     
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  7. VS 5.0

    VS 5.0 Well-Known Member

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    Go to Google

    Type in Wizard of Oz

    Touch the red slipper

    Then the Tornado
     
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    losh1971 Well-Known Member

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    We have a poo jogger who hangs around my work. Twice he has hung a dump on the corner of our building. Caught him on camera too.
     
  9. keith reed

    keith reed Active Member

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    They generally don't think it's quite so funny when they get caught. Good one catching him on camera.
     
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  10. commodore665

    commodore665 expat Saffa

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  11. wetwork65

    wetwork65 A wet business

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    Just noticed this post. Would never have guessed.
     
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    VS 5.0 Well-Known Member

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    That moment when you see the car you sold 2 1/2 years ago for sale with more than 90,000 less kms on it :eek:
     
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    Mattricho Active Member

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    @VS 5.0 that’s a long time reversing lol (ferris Bueller)
     
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