The Random Thread

[Lex]

How cool is this? Thought I'd post the whole ad as the link won't work for long as I'm sure it would sell. If I had a child I would so buy it.

https://www.facebook.com/marketplace/item/1022379025144545/

For sale John Deere Service Tractor Take apart and service Comes with screws, tools, and all parts.

Fix the ignition and lights. Change tyres and break discs.

Take apart the engine or check the oil. A fantastic toy for little mechanics. $50 all parts included. Launceston area.



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Looks like the rear part(s) are already lost?

 

[JRNZER]

Doing my weekly shop at the supermarket today, No toilet paper. Most of the long life milk was gone and hardly any pasta on the shelves.

 

[losh1971]

Could always go Indian style and carry a tin of water to clean up with after a bog.

 

[Lex]

Doing my weekly shop at the supermarket today, No toilet paper. Most of the long life milk was gone and hardly any pasta on the shelves.

Something l read at the beginning of 1st form (grade 7).
In days of old when knights where bold & toilets weren't invented. They dropped their load in the middle of the road & went away contented.
& this one .
In days of old when knights where bold & toilet paper wasn't invented, they wiped their arse with blades of grass & went away contented.

 

[keith reed]

Something l read at the beginning of 1st form (grade 7).
In days of old when knights where bold & toilets weren't invented. They dropped their load in the middle of the road & went away contented.
& this one .
In days of old when knights where bold & toilet paper wasn't invented, they wiped their arse with blades of grass & went away contented.

In days of old when knights were bold and women weren't invented men used holes in telegraph holes and had to be contented.

 

[hademall]

Doing my weekly shop at the supermarket today, No toilet paper. Most of the long life milk was gone and hardly any pasta on the shelves.

“Life is such a drama life is such a farce, there’s a bug that’s going round and it’s worse than fecking SARS.
Now they’re fighting in the shops and they’re fighting in the bars, and because of all the panic I cannot wipe me arse!”

 

[hademall]

In days of old when knights were bold and women weren't invented men used holes in telegraph holes and had to be contented.

Now we’re getting silly what about:-
‘There I sat broken hearted, payed a penny and only farted.
Later on I took a chance, tried to fart and shat me pants!

 

[Immortality]

Maybe we need to start a poetry section?

 

[Skydrol]

Doing my weekly shop at the supermarket today, No toilet paper. Most of the long life milk was gone and hardly any pasta on the shelves.

You need to eat 1st if you want to use the TP. You can worry about that shît later

 

[UTE042_NZ]

Some old dirty bits