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The Stockbroker

Tatiana

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With the stresses of Wall Street meltdowns taking their toll a stockbroker decides to get away from it all.
Selling all he owns and buying a 4WD , he heads for the wilderness and finds a cabin at the end of a valley overlooking a lake.
His food and supplies are delivered by air once a month and the nearest house is many miles away.

Time goes on and Christmas draws near.

One day there is a knock on the door.

Opening the door he finds a grizzly backwoods man holding a rifle and animal pelts hooked through his belt.

“Mornin’ Ma names Jeremia. Thought I’d a come and a welcome ya to the place.”

“Ah , thank you” says the somewhat surprised stock broker.

“Havin’ a gittin tagether fur Christmas. Thought you’d a wanna be there”

Wanting to be neighbourly the stockbroker accepts the invitation and the fur trapper continues…

“Should a warn ye…be some a drinkin…

“that’ll be alright” says the stock broker.

“yep…probably some fightin’ …usually is….”

“that’ll be alright” says the stock broker.

The fur trapping mountain man continues
“ an’ the night usually ends is a free for all orgy. Gits a mite lonely up a here y’know”

“that’ll be alright” says the stock broker.’ What do I bring?”

“Really don’ matter much says” the fur trapper….

“Only gonna be the two of us”
 

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It's ok gopher, I wanted my own personal thread. :)
 

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oh god. bad thoughts coming from that.

damn rednecks.

lol.
 
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