I have a jack russel, but a tiny one, that'll do right? Sent from your god, for you to worship and give money
Get 300 of them and you have a swarm. I wouldnt like to be attacked by a swarm of angry Jack Russels..
Rip off one of your arms, and give it to the Jack Russel to eat in the front yard. The sight of the dog gnawing on a still bleeding limb should scare them off.
Haha you just made my day! I'm not sure I want to loose a limb yet Sent from your god, for you to worship and give money
Having considered this vexatious issue further, I have reached the conclusion that the removal of a limb from anyone should be unnecessary. The mere presence of a swarm of Jack Russel's bouncing and yapping around your yard should be enough to convince the entire street to move somewhere else. Problem solvered. As a bonus, once they have all moved, you have a years supply of hot dogs ready to go.
Haha I'm hungry now! I'd rather rip their limbs off Sent from your god, for you to worship and give money
Bird crap is easy to deal with if you attend to it early try having to deal with multiple dead bugs guts no matter what i hit it with it never all comes off Sent From My Galaxy S3
I have a big sign on my gate that says "Beware of the dog, enter at own risk, or become dog food" But no one reads it and enter anyway, and if my dog would happen to put them in a hospital or kill them,we will be in big trouble, WTF is wrong with people This has happen a lot before
Its been this way for years unfortunately. I saw we remove all warning signs, and let natural selection take its course
Yeah, put people don't take those signs serously.. I mean, We've got one on our gate and we don't even have a dog and my Girlfriends grandparents have a sign and it's like 'beware our dog bites' - or something like that. and they've got a friendly jack russel.. On-topic: Running out of car rego! gah.
Yup. People legally have a right of safe entry to your front door. Your dog bites a trespasser and your the one that's screwed
Idiots that derp around in the supermarket. Jesus christ, why do people need the entire width of the isle for themselves.
I'll add to that. Men that go shopping with wives/partners/girl friends but didn't want to in the first place. They stand around in shops and supermarkets generally in the way of us who are trying to shop. Many a time I have snapped "why don't you go wait in the mall and get out of the way" to men standing around blocking aisles, shelves and displays. Women, leave him home.
Because the other shoppers dont have his balls in their handbag. Like you said, they didn't want to be there in the first place. Next time, abuse the woman for forcing him to come, he doesn't have any choice. Waiting in the mall will offend his woman, he isn't falling for that one .
