guess people missed the 'creative' side to this thread.
seeing as people are dense as fk on this forum few easy answers
want a new job? show up to a work place and start working until they start payin you
want a new car? steal someones
want a new house? find 16 year old girl, tell parents you love her. government gives you new permanent home
want a new family? guess me and a few boys can put ur missus on a spit, enough reason to leave her?
you.. you need a pair and the twilight collection.