hsvpunk
volunteer firefighter
- Joined
- Jan 1, 2007
- Messages
- 592
- Reaction score
- 21
- Points
- 0
- Location
- Mornington, Vic
- Members Ride
- vy ss II M6
"Sixty is the worst age to be," said the
60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the
time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You
take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes
out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is
the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the
60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel
movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every
morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30...... So what's so bad about
being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00
60-year-old man. "You always feel like you have to pee and most of the
time you stand there and nothing comes out."
"Ah, that's nothin," said the 70-year-old.
"When you're seventy, you don't have a bowel movement any more. You
take laxatives, eat bran, sit on the toilet all day and nothin' comes
out!"
"Actually," said the 80-year -old, "Eighty is
the worst age of all."
"Do you have trouble peeing, too?" asked the
60-year old.
"No, I pee every morning at 6:00. I pee like a racehorse on a flat
rock; no problem at all."
"So, do you have a problem with your bowel
movement?"
"No, I have one every morning at 6:30."
Exasperated, the 60-year-old said, "You pee every
morning at 6:00 and crap every morning at 6:30...... So what's so bad about
being 80?"
"I don't wake up until 7:00
