Troys Neo Socket perfomance enhancment add on thingamajig review

[JMP]

Perhaps someone should give one to HRT as it may change their fortune but then again we saw what Holden did when Brocky tried installing his energy polarizer

 

[jatsvl]

troy if you put a switch on it, charge it up, switch it to the off position, pull it out, then go and poke someone withit and switch it on it will be just like a crap TASER.
it could be pretty useful in the bedroom to really get the missus moving, whilst saving 20% of your energy, heheha.

 

[Astranomical]

After reading your review I think I'm going to go and buy a few of them...by my calculations if I plug in say, 15 of them it should give my Astra an extra 10,000 rwkw while at the same time allowing me to make money by selling the fuel I produce while driving, right?

 

[Calaber]

Nah - not for me. Looks like a 12v dildo.

 

[hi_ryder]

Nah - not for me. Looks like a 12v dildo.

mmmmmmm..... 12 volt dildos..... click click purchased...

 

[Troy711]

Haha, cheers for the replies (and likes) everyone. As I am sure you can all tell it did 9/10ths of fk all but at least we all got a decent laugh out of this thread.

 

[detox_nath83]

nice write up.. liked the" snapped 5th gear part"

but what absolute poo. i cant believe ppl would think it would work, and how can they sell this ****.. its a fkn capacitor and that's all..

carefull if u hit 88mph u might teleport

Hahaa funny u should post that product review to them for shits and giggles

 

[87RB30VL]

I think I burst a blood vessel in my eye from laughing so hard!!!

Kidding, I burst a blood vessel from crying so hard due to the fact that this product's epic-ness has now been publicly revealed & will no doubt be pulled off the market by the Government so NASA can send them into space instead of billion dollar rockets!

 

[vscalais951]

I have had 2 collapsed lungs in the past few months, you just gave me number three, bloody champion what a awesome story.

 

[Jesterarts]

Just just like the fact this product is an "invension", which must be the next step up from being an "invention".