TV Quotes!

[KingDiamond]

Here's one from the latest South Park, how Mrs Garrison is explaining evolution lol.

in the beginning we were all fish, swimming around in the water... and one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different so it got to live. so retard fish goes on to make more retard babies, and one day a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with it's mutant fish hands and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this, retard frog squirrel, and then it had a retard baby which was a monkey fish frog, and then this monkey fish frog had butt sex with that monkey and then that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey and then that made you.

so there you go, you're the retarded offspring of 5 monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

Post up yours!

 

[fabz]

Little Britan ......... Computer Says No!!!! LMAO Love it

 

[Johnsy]

Little Britan is piss funny !!

" I want that one, Yeah i know ":rofl:

3,2,1 your back in the room

 

[253@7k]

Every time I learn something new it pushes old stuff out of my brain. Like the time I took that wine tasting course and for got how to drive. (Our beloved Homer Simpson.)

 

[J_D]

"Why would I shoot someone and then take them to hospital, it defeats the whole point of having shot them it the first place" Chopper

 

[Johnsy]

" Hank, I can show you how to make a bomb out of a roll of toilet paper and a stick of dynamite"

Dell: King Of The Hill:rofl:

 

[JD]

Peter griffin when he's running is own tv network.

" what about this side boob?, do you like it? "
" well you shouldn't because that MY side boob"

Gotta love family guy!!

 

[michaelw]

I pity the fool.

 

[Sir-Psycho-Sexy]

Leela to fry, "your a guy and im a girl, we're just too different"

futurama

 

[Trei]

I think a quote from House was the best.

It comes from a scene where a NUN, is putting crap on another Nun.. about her illness.

Nun: "Sister Agnes believes in things that aren't real"

House: " Really ? I thought that was a job requirement for you people "