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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Oct 12, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    Alien couple came down to earth and went to a swingers party. They swap partners and go to respective bedrooms. the alien man takes his clothes off revealing a one inch penis. The woman says, "I'm not impressed"... The alien then twists his right ear and his penis grows to ten inches. "Now i'm impressed" says the woman... The alien then twists his left ear and his penis becomes two inches thick and he gives the woman the best seeing too she has ever had. She meets up with her husband later and asks how was it for you...? Her hubby said, "Shite all she did was keep twisting my frigging ears
     

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