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Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Oct 21, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    After several years of marriage, Debbie's husband, Mike, died
    suddenly. According to his wishes, Debbie had his body cremated and
    placed the remains in a small urn.
    Several weeks later, Debbie came home wearing a full-length mink
    coat and an eight-carat diamond ring. She went into the living room,
    removed the urn from the mantel and carefully tapped Mike's ashes into
    a small dish on the coffee table.
    "Mike, my beloved Mike," she began, "I wish to talk to you. Mike,
    do you remember, for several years you promised me a mink coat? Well,
    here it is, Mike. Do you like it?
    "And, Mike," she continued, "do you remember, for several years
    you promised me a diamond ring? Yes? You remember? Here it is, Mike.
    Do you like it?
    "Well," Debbie exclaimed, puffing Mike's ashes into the air,
    "there's that blow job I was promising you."
     
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