OK so an HR is way cooler than a Craptiva or Cruze, and when choosing to drive (as opposed to commuting for example where you're only driving because you have to) I'd waaaay prefer to be driving the HR ... but can you name one metric where the Captiva & Cruze aren't better?
Not metrics, but:
Style
Note - (solids, lumpy fwee qwarter race cam, twin strommies, yella terra and a stwaight fwew sorst maaaate!)
Ability to turn heads.
As for the rest, let's all just agree that traveling around in todays traffic in HR wouldn't be the safest let alone easist thing to do. I'd choose the craptiva for that.