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Voddo vibrator

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by VR_Acclaim, Jun 30, 2010.

  1. VR_Acclaim

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    A man going away for a long buisness trip is abit worried about his wife cheating so he decides to buy her a vibrator.
    After spending severla minute looking threw his local sex shop the clerk ask him if he need s some assistance. he tell her his circumstance and she tell him she has the right vibrator for him.
    the cleark leans under the counter and pulls out a wooden box with weird carving in it.

    She tewlls the man that this is the voodoo vibrator.
    "How's it work" the man replies,
    to hich the woman goes you simplying say "Voodoo Vibrator And where you want it to go" "for example Voodoo Vibrator key hole" the vibrator springs to life shapes it self and start going for gold in the key hole. "How do you make it stop" ask the man, "Voodoo Vibrator box" say the clerk.

    so the man buy the vibrator and take home to wife his wife, he explains how it works and left for his trip. That night the wife decided to give it a go, she open the box "voodoo Vibrator my vagin" she says, the vibrator spring to life and goes about it buisness after several orgasims the wife try to get it to stop she pulls it out and it goes straight back in doing its job, she yells stop and still nothing. the wife trys the husban phone and with no luck she decides to go to the hostipal.
    ON the way she is pulled over by the police for swerving all over the road. The officer ask the woman why she was driving the way she was. The wife then explain about the Voodoo Vibrator her husban bought her to which the officer replies "voodoo vibrator my ass".
     
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    Haha, another oldie but v funny.
     
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    ROFL, thats pretty good.
     

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