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what is it about your VE?

Discussion in 'VE Holden Commodore (2006 - 2013)' started by ari666, Aug 29, 2014.

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    ari666

    ari666 250,000 hits

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    id just like to know what it is about your VE that makes you drive like such a DICK!

    im talking about:
    cutting people off
    tailgating people in the "fast lane" trying them to get out of your way even though theyre clearly going faster than the guy theyre overtaking but slower than you
    bypassing queues of cars then trying to nose into the front of the queue
    not letting people merge into traffic
    rapidly overtaking a car in realy hairy traffic just to get 1 car in front of where they were before...


    no **** i drove to thomastown from richmond (about 45 mins 1 way) and in that time i encountered 4 DICK drivers, 3 in VE commodores and 1 in a X5 bimmer but this isnt the first time. it seems every time i drive i encounter a DICK in a VE

    im not talking about an incompetant camry driver, or a retard honda driver, im talking about a DICK that intentionally tries to make your life harder to make theirs better.

    SORT

    IT

    OUT
     
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    P platers?
     
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    Noeleter

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    Maybe it's like the guy on the freeway complaining thy everyone is driving the wrong way towards him!
     
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    Ever stop to think maybe it's you? Did you stop to think "maybe I should chill before flaming the entire forum of VE owners?" Nice generalisation. Yes dicks exist, yes some drive VE's. They also drive every other commo, falcon, toyo and doof doof car ever made. Keep out of the way if it annoys you. Of course, other dicks simply bitch about it on forums...
     
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    Troy711

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    Before the VE came along the idiots were in VLs, then VNs and next was VTs. It's a natural progression. In saying that though, I've seen a higher ratio of dick drivers to normal drivers in Skylines than I have in any model of Commodore.
     
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    Have all the Ford forums closed down and all the clowns moved onto JC?
     
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    good observation!

    is it just dicks, or do you find some drive like: Cocks, Wieners, Peckers, Boners, Hard ons, Tools, Pricks, Choads, Chubs, Schlongs, Dongs or Wangs?
     
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    ari666

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    im not saying "all VE drivers are dicks" im saying "nearly all dicks are driving VE's"

    and if you take it personally, then maybe this this thread will help you realise when youre pulling a dick manouver, and it will happen less.

    in that case: mission accomplished
     
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    I drive a truck for 95 % of the week, every person in a car is a Dick to me, it can be any make or model, the moment they put the key in the ignition they turn thier brain off.
     
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    commodore665

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    I actually think the ########s end up in SUV's of all types , it's more often than not some blonde haired angry anorexic , in a SUV who drives like a pillock , while hubby is a angry over bearing nob end driving another SUV like a pillock , this comes from experience in dealing with both .
     
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    taken in all in good humour ari :)
    i'm normally the guy in the far left lane
     
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    From a man who admits to owning an Exploder!
     
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    I spend a lot of time on the road with my job. I find the biggest dicks on the road are those in rather large SUV's.
     
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    ari666

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    X5's are pretty bad too if im honest, but there are less of those around....


    as long as you avoid hawthorn completely in the morning
     
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    Don't want to generalise but usually the larger the SUV the worse the driver, particularly when trying to park.
     
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    ari666

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    its funny that all the VE drivers are saying that SUV's are worse :p
     
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    commodore665

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    It makes me chuckle that the closest to off road some SUV's get is the re-cycling center on the weekend , to drop off the empty chardonnay and pinot noir bottles .
     
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    Ari it's prob not the fact that VE drivers are dicks and more that since they made so many of them any dicks on the road have a large chance of driving a VE.
     
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    I hate SVUs in the city traffic, hate lifted 4x4 in the towns. You just can't see around them, weather in traffic or car parks!

    My VEs been parked up collecting dust for 9 months so I must be terrorising people in my daily cos in a VE dick ;)

    Anyone else think about that dick speech from team America right now??
     
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