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Why Australia is in trouble

jasevt

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Why Australia is in Trouble



The population of this country is 20 million.


11 million are retired.


That leaves 9 million to do the work.


There are 5 million in school


Which leaves 4 million to do the work.


Of this there are 2 million employed by the federal government.


Leaving 2 million to do the work.


0.1 million are in the armed forces preoccupied with killing Osama
Bin-Laden.


Which leaves 1.9 million to do the work.


Take from that total the 1.5 million people who work for state and city
Governments. And that leaves 0.4 million to do the work.


At any given time there are 18,800 people in hospitals.


Leaving 381,200 to do the work.


Now, there are 380,198 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.


You and me.


And there you are,


Sitting on your ass,


At your computer, reading jokes.


Nice.real nice.
 

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hahaha classic... cept im at work on the net reading jokes :p

and also part of the 0.1 million in the armed forces :p
 

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Leaving 381,200 to do the work.


Now, there are 380,198 people in prisons.


That leaves just two people to do the work.
Pretty sure you'll find that thats 1002 people left
 

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S*** your right lmao, your to smart for your own good

note- i didn't do the maths, it was sent to me lol
 

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hahahaha just sent it to my boss. his reply

I would not be sitting here reading it, if you had not spent time sending it, which means you wasted more time than me, because you either had to read and decide to send it on, or you have had to type it and then send it on, either means you have spent more time than me on this. So therefore get working.
 

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hahahaha just sent it to my boss. his reply

I would not be sitting here reading it, if you had not spent time sending it, which means you wasted more time than me, because you either had to read and decide to send it on, or you have had to type it and then send it on, either means you have spent more time than me on this. So therefore get working.
ahaha lol, what a boss. i bet he pissed himself laughing though.
 
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