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yo momma's so fat

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by bangers, Jul 27, 2006.

  1. bangers

    bangers New Member

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    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes Free Willy look like a tic tac

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she walked in front of the TV I missed 3 commercials

    Yo momma's so fat,
    the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she steps on the scale it says one at a time please

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she steps on the scale it says sorry we don't do livestock

    Yo momma's so fat,
    at a restaurant when they give her the menu she replies " yes Please"

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her back in the water.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she went to get a water bed, they put a blanket across Lake Michigan.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she tiptoes, everyone yells "Stampede!"

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes sumo wrestlers look anorexic.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she makes Big Bird look like a rubber duck.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she wore a shirt with an AA on it, people thought it was American Airlines biggest jet.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    Dr. Martens had to kill 3 cows just to make her a pair of shoes.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she can't stay on a basketball court for three seconds without getting called for a key violation.

    Yo mama so fat,
    that she climbed Mt. Fuji with one step.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she hauls ass, she has to make two trips.

    Yo mama' so fat,
    she's 36-24-36... but that's her forearm, neck, and thigh!

    Yo momma's so fat,
    they had to grease a door frame and hold a Twinkie on the other side to get her through.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she can lay down and stand up and her height doesn't change.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    the horse on her Polo shirt is real.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she runs she makes the CD player skip... at the radio station.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    her belly jiggle is the first ever perpetual motion machine.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    all the restaurants in town have signs that say: "Maximum Occupancy: 240 Patrons OR Yo Momma"

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    instead of wide leg jeans, she wears wide load.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when I said I wanted "Pigs in a blanket" she got back in bed.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease, the doctor gave her 5 years to live.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    she's got smaller fat women orbiting around her.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    a picture of her fell off the wall!

    Yo momma's so fat,
    her picture takes two frames.

    Yo momma's so fat,
    her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
     
  2. pandaman

    pandaman Aussie Muscle Fan

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    Hahaha, good stuff Bangers, I'm gonna use some of those on my boss.
     
  3. blaze

    blaze ridin dirty

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    ur mummas so fat she irons her pants on tha drive way
     
  4. Patrio7

    Patrio7 3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.

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    yo mamas so fat she had to install doors on her pc
     
  5. commod8

    commod8 swim wit da fishes

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    hahaha all great
     
  6. jaisvz

    jaisvz New Member

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    yo mama so old, i told her to act her age and the b1tch died
     
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    Vr's so complicated

    ya momma's so fat
    her belt size says the equator
    ya momma's so fat
    when the hubby goeos to get off her he has to roll and roll and roll and roll and roll before he even touches the ground.
    ya momma's so ugly
    when you take her to the restaurant the waiter puts her plate on the floor:confused: :confused:
     
  8. 253@7k

    253@7k 300rwhp supra. yay.

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    Where did you come up with these? Gee, lovely person aint ya.;)
     
  9. ElDubya

    ElDubya Mad As A Meataxe

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    Yo mumma's so fat, after sex I roll over 3 times and I'm still on the bitch!

    Yo mumma's so fat, she puts her belt on with a boomerang!

    Yo mumma's so fat, she has more chins than a chinese phone book!
     
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    calais_304 New Member

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    your momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord.

    your momma's so fat, after sex i slap her ass and catch the first wave in.

    your momma's so ugly, she makes blind children cry.
     
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    redcedar workaholic

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    your mommas so fat she doesn't go through a doorway in a single file she goes through in a single pile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  12. R Photon

    R Photon I Like Bresciani Racing

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    your momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord-- no **** man i was about to throw up..sick ****
     
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    VS CALAIS M6 VF SSV

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    Your momma's like a door knob - everyone gets a turn
    Your momma's like a TV - anyone can turn her on
    Your momma's like a elevator - Push the right button she goes down for anyone
    Your momma's so slow it takes her 2hrs to watch 60 mins
    Your momma's so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot
    Your momma's so loose when she walks she leaves snail trails
    OK OK get off momma's .... cause i just got off yours
    Your momma's so poor saw her kickin a can down the street , asked her what she was doing , she said moving!!
    (Not directed at anyone either, just jokes) :)
     
  14. _Mukas_

    _Mukas_ DJ Titan...Hardstyle guru

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    HEY!!! leave my mum outta this and ill *looking down* leave this outta ya mum!
     
  15. Bradg83

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    You mum is so fat when I'm on top of her I burn my clacker on the light bulb


    Your mum is so fat when she sits on my face i can't hear the stereo
     
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    digitok New Member

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    Yo mama's so fat she has her own area code
     
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    VS CALAIS M6 VF SSV

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    Nice :) very Nice :)
     
  18. TheForgotten

    TheForgotten only human......

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    Your momma's so fat she cuts herself and gravy pours out
     
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    Patrio7 3Y3 K4N 5P33K 1337.

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    Your mommas so fat that customs arrested her for being in possesion of 20kg's of crack.
     
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    TheForgotten only human......

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    eeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!
     

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