yo momma's so fat

[redcedar]

your mommas so fat she doesn't go through a doorway in a single file she goes through in a single pile !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[R Photon]

your momma's so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a bungee cord-- no **** man i was about to throw up..sick ****

 

[VS CALAIS]

Your momma's like a door knob - everyone gets a turn
Your momma's like a TV - anyone can turn her on
Your momma's like a elevator - Push the right button she goes down for anyone
Your momma's so slow it takes her 2hrs to watch 60 mins
Your momma's so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot
Your momma's so loose when she walks she leaves snail trails
OK OK get off momma's .... cause i just got off yours
Your momma's so poor saw her kickin a can down the street , asked her what she was doing , she said moving!!
(Not directed at anyone either, just jokes)

 

[_Mukas_]

HEY!!! leave my mum outta this and ill *looking down* leave this outta ya mum!

 

[Bradg83]

You mum is so fat when I'm on top of her I burn my clacker on the light bulb


Your mum is so fat when she sits on my face i can't hear the stereo

 

[digitok]

Yo mama's so fat she has her own area code

 

[VS CALAIS]

HEY!!! leave my mum outta this and ill *looking down* leave this outta ya mum!

Nice very Nice

 

[TheForgotten]

Your momma's so fat she cuts herself and gravy pours out

 

[Patrio7]

Your mommas so fat that customs arrested her for being in possesion of 20kg's of crack.

 

[TheForgotten]

eeewwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!