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You got male

dsnutz

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DADDY! HOW WAS I BORN?" Junior asks his dad,
His dad, who is a software engineer sighs and replies,
"Ah, my son, I guess one day you would have to find out anyway!"
"Well, I saw your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on
MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom and we met at a
cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother
agreed to a download from my hard drive. As soon as I was ready to
upload, we discovered that neither
one of us had used a firewall, but it was too late to hit the delete
button."
"Six weeks later your mom sent me an instant message
saying that her operating system was showing signs of unauthorized
program activity from a self extracting file which had implanted
in her BIOS. Then nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared
and said:

You've Got Male'!"
 

brownie82

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hahahaha nice one!!
 

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hahaha not a bad one :)
 

Patrio7

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how many programmers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

none. its a hardware problem.
 

Patrio7

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fourstar82 said:
Is this the kids father?
its been over 8 years and i still beleive you have my stapler.....
 

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I knew a kid (nerd) who looked just like that back in the 80's
 

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Did ya hear about that sowtware egineer who died in the shower, he was found with a bottle of shampoo in his hand and brilliatly washed hair... All the bottle said was wash, rinse and repeat
 
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