Merge like a zip..... nope, someone has to race as far as possible to get 3 cars ahead (and force everyone else to slam on the brakes).
I remember not long ago we were stuck in traffic due to road works and some self entitled people decided it was ok for them to race up the emergency stop lane on the side of the motorway, this pissed off other motorists who then moved over to block the stop lane including a 18 wheeler. It was funny to see those self entitled fuckwits get really pissed off. There was one in a blacked out Range rover on big wheels, some time later he tried it on with me so I straddled 2 lanes when we came to the merge (at the road works) to stop him racing up the side. Most fucked off he was. I played with him until I reached my off-ramp a fair few KM's up the road.