a albatross just crapped on my car

[naf33n]

well as the title says, a albatross, or some very large bird just crapped on my car. this **** went from the chrome stripe at the leading edge of the bonnet up to the top of the windscreen, and it was one big smear,quite wide as well, this has got to be the biggest turd i have ever seen, maybe the bird ate something bad and it had the runs
kinda wish i got a photo of it, but washing it off was the first thing that came to mind.

and thats my story

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Bahahah, and i thought the 2 50c coin sized bird dirts on my car were bad

 

[stumps5L]

now you have to sh!t on his car

 

[naf33n]

yeah its a weird feeling. like im ****ed off that it did it on my car, but at the same time sort of impressed that it was that big

 

[XeKToReX]

bahahaha, good laugh this one.. I generally dont LOL haha

 

[V-ahhh]

its ok mate i feel your pain, i reckon a bird ate some panadol or something and exploded on my vk about a year back was halarious but annoying have a good chuckle about it now though with my mate

 

[CANYONERO]

i lol'ed at this, its probably not funny and quite annoying, lucky we dont have flying dinosaurs around still.

 

[sixshooter]

Yeah !? I just washed my car and the same thing happened to me on the way home tonight.

 

[nicko]

we want pics of this massive poo

 

[sixshooter]

I went straight back to the car wash ! I'm cutting'n'polishing tommorrow and poo is hard to polish... you know the saying "You can't polish a turd"