a albatross just crapped on my car

[nicko]

you cant polish a turd? so why do people do up magnas?

 

[Farlig]

you cant polish a turd? so why do people do up magnas?

cant polish a turd, but you can cover it with glitter.

 

[88GreenVN]

Just be thankful the car was protecting you.

Man that could have been a real mess

Could have knocked you off your feet

 

[sixshooter]

Would have been worse than swallowing a fly that's for sure !!!

 

[Phreddy]

HAH!! I know I shouldn't laugh Nate, but that is kinda funny....

It's good that you got to it soon before it screwed with your paint - many years ago a good mate with a Q-ey got a bird turd on the boot - nice metallic green paint, with a 20c piece sized faded spot in the middle of the boot lid. (was a couple of days before he could get rid of it...)

Hope you're doing well mate, have a good weekend... :thumbsup:

 

[levymetal]

man... every week birds crap all over my car. i've been told that they can't control when they crap, but the only craps i see outside are on my car. none on the massive driveway next to my car. what are the chances? the other day i looked outside to see a cheeky bird walking all over my car like it was a nesting ground, so i went outside and caught it doing a crap on my sunroof! the bird apologised and flew away, but i still had to clean the crap off my sunroof. no excuse, it knew what it was doing.

 

[Farlig]

this thread is useless without pics

 

[Farlig]

 

[naf33n]

yeah wish i took i photo of it,

also i should add, i was not in the car at the time, it was just sitting on my driveway. so it was all the birds doin to get it that far up the car.
if the car was moving it could of possibly made it up over the roof

 

[ucwepn]

cant polish a turd, but you can cover it with glitter.

and put mags and bodykits on em too, see em everyday seen a gl lancer today lol i swear the guy must think its like a evo lol.

It seems to be turd bombs after i wash my car lol or rainstorm for 20 mins