Another Taxi driver story...

[detox_nath83]

a good one is when u get in the cab ask him for a pen.. and write down his cab number and license details from the little card on the dash....

never had a problem once i started doing that...

 

[hi_ryder]

mine tops them all. when i got married it was at a registry hall in the city in 2004. i left it up to my wife to organise a private taxi, caprice statesman something like that. when we got picked up it was ####ed up battle torn au falcon body damage all over with no stereo and wires hanging out the dash, a stinky guy from bangladesh that spoke no engrish and as a bonus there was dog hair all over the back seat and i had a black tux on. i said to her wft happened i said private taxi not abc cabs. what a way to start a marriage pissed off and dog hair all over me... i wanna renew my vows this time just to replace the memory of that au falcon... ill never forget it.

 

[MasterOfReality]

mine tops them all. when i got married it was at a registry hall in the city in 2004. i left it up to my wife to organise a private taxi, caprice statesman something like that. when we got picked up it was ####ed up battle torn au falcon body damage all over with no stereo and wires hanging out the dash, a stinky guy from bangladesh that spoke no engrish and as a bonus there was dog hair all over the back seat and i had a black tux on. i said to her wft happened i said private taxi not abc cabs. what a way to start a marriage pissed off and dog hair all over me... i wanna renew my vows this time just to replace the memory of that au falcon... ill never forget it.

sorry man but I just lost my **** when I read that haha.

I'm getting married in 3 months so I can imagine how it felt.

 

[detox_nath83]

mine tops them all. when i got married it was at a registry hall in the city in 2004. i left it up to my wife to organise a private taxi, caprice statesman something like that. when we got picked up it was ####ed up battle torn au falcon body damage all over with no stereo and wires hanging out the dash, a stinky guy from bangladesh that spoke no engrish and as a bonus there was dog hair all over the back seat and i had a black tux on. i said to her wft happened i said private taxi not abc cabs. what a way to start a marriage pissed off and dog hair all over me... i wanna renew my vows this time just to replace the memory of that au falcon... ill never forget it.

And 1 thing u have not learnt

Never leave a woman to organise anything

 

[NV-MY-VT]

If anyone is a Victorian, and knows Mornington, I'm out and about there a fair bit.

Taxi drivers there are OK, they take little sneaky ways to up the fair, but it's usually only 50 cents more, so I let it slide because I'm either too pissed to care, or I'm not that pissed, and I have enough money to pay because I didn't drink it all

This time I got a guy in a Falcon stationwagon, the wheelchair kind. This guy was damn near sideways on every roundabout through the suburb. Was ####ing hilarious to me, not so much for my seedy as mate in the back.