Bad Jokes!

[NORTI]

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snowballs

How do you make a cat go 'woof'?

Set it on fire

how do you make a dog go 'meeeeeeooooowwwwww' ?


dip it in liquid nitrogen & put it through a bandsaw.....

 

[Boonz]

how do you make a dog go 'meeeeeeooooowwwwww' ?


dip it in liquid nitrogen & put it through a bandsaw.....

lol damn that is gooooooooooood

 

[NORTI]

lol tis an oldie from school.....


but in recent events.... got a few stories & interesting pics from my dads work..... seems the wild mice swim for around 3 strokes in a drum of LN before freezing, & the feral cats love the mice pieces lol after they hit the walls & smash into itty bitty pieces...... hehehehehehe.


*dons animal lovers flame suit*

 

[matty88]

hehe mICE cubes lol that's a joke in itself really

 

[NORTI]

hehe mICE cubes lol that's a joke in itself really

lmao.... Im so smsing that right now......

 

[VRSS]

whats white and red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller??


a baby with a potato peeler


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a man walks into a bar and asks for the fork, bar tender gives him one
another man walks into a bar and asks for the fork, bar tender gives him one too
another man walks into a bar and asks for the fork, bar tender gives him one aswell

a 4th man walks into the bar and asks for a straw......

bar tender says: why are you asking for a straw when everyone else asked for a fork?
man says: someone threw up on the sidewalk and all the chunky bits are gone

 

[Ls2_307]

2 sausages are in a pan, 1 sausage looks to the other and says

"how you going mate?"

The other looks to his fellow sausage and says,

"F*** ME! a talking sausage!"

 

[VRSS]

2 cows in a paddock
one cow says "moo"
other cow says "you bastard, i was going to say that!"

 

[Pretender]

Have you heard the story about the little Dutch boy who stuck his finger in a dyke?

She beat the **** out of him.

Three things you always hear from a Kiwi.

My Great Grandmother was a Maori Princess.
My Great Grandfather played for the All Blacks
and I was just helping it over the fence.

 

[NORTI]

whats white and red and sits in the corner getting smaller and smaller??


a baby with a potato peeler

Ive heard that as an emo joke......