come backs.....

[Sabby]

come backs/ one line jokes

when your having a verbal fight with someone, or a mate as a joke
whats the best come backs youve herd?
also, wats the funniest one line jokes u heard?
if this thread has been made somewhere else then mods u can close this

 

[STEALTHY™]

Someone says something about your mother/sister

come back is always 'you touch her you take her'



If they say something like i had your mother last night etc, saying you only have 2 dads always screws with their head.

 

[walesy]

hahaha the 2 dads one is good!!! that would really freak them out

 

[Sabby]

lol i heard this the other day
its kinda lame but i laughed

Man: Do you want to dance?
Woman: NO
Man: Sorry, I think you misheard me...I said, You Look fat in those pants

 

[R0d]

lol smooth.... have you ever had one of those people that you say something to and they have a comeback but its exactly the samething you said to them?

 

[Patrio7]

heh if someone tries to bag my mother, they don't know what they're saying makes me laugh every time

 

[Sabby]

lol if someone bags your mother by saying " oh she was great last night"
what if you agreed? its discusting but it will shut them up

1: your mum was great last night in bed haha
yer i no, how did u find out

 

[azkwazere]

Best come back:

Person One: Can you hand me that bread basket?
Person Two: You're a bread basket..

Senario 2:

Person One: Do you like my car?
Person Two: You're a car....

he he he

Simple.

aZk.

 

[Stressball]

heh, one of my friends always does that, except it's not "you're a *", it's "your FACE is a *"

That streetlight isn't working
Your FACE isn't working/is a streetlight

 

[AttaBoy]

I was on a train to the city and this man sitting opposite to me said angrily "what are you look at!"
and I said "your ugly face!"