**** Commodore Drivers Never Say.

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

My Commodore is the smoothest most fuel efficient car I have ever owned.

 

[GEN3RATD]

SSSL's dont actually make your car handle better

 

[Not_An_Abba_Fan]

Plasti Dip? Nah, everyones doing that.

 

[WAGONBEAST57]

My VT-VZ wagon doesn't creak like an old wooden boat when entering driveways and travelling over uneven terrain

 

[WazzaVN]

Think I might change the spark plugs on my vn.

 

[Wombles]

My VS doesnt handle like a boat with statndard gear.

 

[turmoil117]

The stock brakes in my (insert vn-vs commodore/statesman here) are more than effective for emergency stopping with no warning

 

[87RB30VL]

"Wow, that done up <insert any other brand of car here> looks better than my commodore"

 

[monkeys437]

"What's brake fade?"

 

[monkeys437]

"My 4 speed Auto changes gears seamlessly, and exactly when I want it to"