cool sayings/quotes

[LUMPY 8]

as f#$ed as a 20c hooker on half price tuesday
u see the planets rotate around the sun in a... i forget the rest but the moral of the story is ur mum is a whore

 

[elmaso]

i hope you soul belongs to jesus because your ass belongs to me!

 

[AnDReII]

my brother had sponsored by centerlink on his car..(with the proper centerlink symbol) and with a jet ski on the trailer.

 

[st3r3otyp3]

I`m not Santa, but you can still sit on my lap
also you know the stickers on some wing mirrors "objects are closer than they appear" well I saw one that said "objects in this mirror are losing".

 

[psycho_smurf]

"If ur gonna ride my ass at least pull my hair"

 

[LUMPY 8]

^^^^ lol
i was gonna get bloody volvo driver on my volvo

 

[Hotblack]

People are Walking through there Dreaming state and Dreaming through there waking state, Wake the F*CK UP PEOPLE..

 

[1SIKR8]

SEX GOD

don't laugh your daughters in here

( similar too a post before ... but i like mine better )

 

[Jonnii]

Guy at work has "suck the farts outta my arse"

 

[System]

i have this on the back of my car ;D