Favourite Jokes

[v8_stato]

hsv pump it dosnt go like that.the better version is.

A woman goes to the Doctor.......'so what's the problem' asks the Doc....
every time i open my legs my pussy sings...good old Collingwood forever, they know how to play the game.......'
doc says dont worry every **** sings that song.

 

[VKCOMMO]

Q:Why did the woman cross the road?

A I don't know, the real question is, why was she out of the kitchen?

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Q.What kind of bees make milk?

A:Boobies

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Why are women like parking spaces ?

Because all the best ones are taken....and the rest are handicapped.

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Why was the name "P.M.S." chosen ?

Because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.........

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Husband is driving along and hits his wife witht he car, who's fault is it..

the mans, there is no road in the kitchen

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your wife is watching TV in the lounge room, what do you do.

go to the kitchen, shorten the chain.. lol

 

[the_trademarc]

Q: How many men does it take to change a lightglobe?

A: None, let the b**ch cook in the dark.

Harsh I know, my year 12 Tutor told me that...along with a couple others already mentioned, never forgot it

 

[hulmy29]

A man walks out of an antique shop carrying a grandfather clock. A drunk comes stumbling along and bumps into the man, the grandfather clock smashes to never be fixed.

The guy says why dont you watch where your going, the drunk says why dont u have a wrist watch like everyone else!

 

[NZVK308]

Husband and wife arrive in heaven and the wife says to hubby here we are together again!! hubby says F...K that sh..t the deal was till death do us apart im F..KN single!!



They finanly arrested the serial sodonmiser!! so you can stop sleeping on your stomach with the window open its not gunna happen!

Men are like nappy,s full of crap and hard to change..women and like shrimp a head full of crap but there pink bits are delicious!