kowan
Clayton's Commodore
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When in New York, Kevin Rudd would always visit his favourite
strip joint. (He said it helped him forget things.)
But, every time he walked in, one of the girls would call out "Two
hundred bucks, and I'm yours!"
"Five bucks!" Rudd would fire back, just to shut her up.
Over the years this exchange between him and the same girl became
a bit of a ritual. She'd yell "Two hundred bucks!" and he'd fire back
"Five bucks!"
Then, on one recent visit to New York, Julia Gillard accompanied
Rudd to his favourite strip joint.
As they approached the place, Rudd braced himself for "the usual
offer" -- Julia would obviously wonder what it was all about. He figured
he'd better have a darn good explanation for her.
As he and Julia walked in, Rudd tried very hard to avoid the
dancer's eyes. But -- sure enough -- as they entered, the girl yelled
out.
"See! That's what you get for five bucks!"
strip joint. (He said it helped him forget things.)
But, every time he walked in, one of the girls would call out "Two
hundred bucks, and I'm yours!"
"Five bucks!" Rudd would fire back, just to shut her up.
Over the years this exchange between him and the same girl became
a bit of a ritual. She'd yell "Two hundred bucks!" and he'd fire back
"Five bucks!"
Then, on one recent visit to New York, Julia Gillard accompanied
Rudd to his favourite strip joint.
As they approached the place, Rudd braced himself for "the usual
offer" -- Julia would obviously wonder what it was all about. He figured
he'd better have a darn good explanation for her.
As he and Julia walked in, Rudd tried very hard to avoid the
dancer's eyes. But -- sure enough -- as they entered, the girl yelled
out.
"See! That's what you get for five bucks!"
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