I was being silly, which you may already know. How many pits have you had?
Having said that I've used a a pit for around eight years and I would rather use it than jack and stands any day. Like I mentioned, house with pit may eventually get sold. Coming from a pit, to lying on your back, trust me if anyone says they'd be happy to go back to stands are either BS'n or they're crazy..... Pits are awesome and obviously hoists are the bomb and stands have their place as does ramps.
So IMHO of owning a pit for so long and having pulled engines, and transmissions with it and numerous services of various drivelines, I'd never go anything less..... But that's just my opinion and experience and maybe I'm biased because I have one. But standing up to pump oil, is whole lot easier than lying on your back while dirt drops in your eyes, just saying.......
I've only had them in the workshops at work, which I can use when I want
I admit for some stuff like playing with transmissions they are a whole lot better than laying on your back, but I never pull transmissions, I pay coin for that, I do however like doing all my own brake and suspension work
I would look at any form of post body lift before cutting a slab and digging a hole
Like this puppy >
https://www.joelsgaragegear.com.au/products/car-hoists/2-post-car-hoist-subframe/
Edit: and for engine oil changes I have a Fumoto valve, I put the car on stands, connect a hose to the Fumoto, stick the other end in an empty container and wham bam thankyou ma'am, not a drop of oil spilled
Yes I'm lying on my back for about 3 minutes opening and closing valves, and swapping out oil filters, but that ain't a current issue, maybe when I'm much older it may be, but then that's why you have kids........