Morton's white VQ Statesman

[Emackulation]

I heard that Morton just bought some 20" chromies for his car.

 

[VN_Luke]

I heard that Morton's hair is made out of steel tyre belts, and that he turns to liquid when he sleeps.

... all we know is....

 

[Turd Ferguson]

Some say: his car is held together with cable ties, and that if he was PM everyone would drive VN/VP/VQ's. all we know is, hes called the Morton.

 

[Emackulation]

Some say: He shits upside down just to defy gravity, all we know is that he is crazy.

 

[88GreenVN]

Morton IS Chuck Norris's love child (read "a VQ Statesman driver with manual steering")

 

[LAPD-VN]

Morton IS Chuck Norris's love child (read "a VQ Statesman driver with manual steering")

LoL :yeah:

 

[padrickz88]

Morton IS Chuck Norris's love child (read "a VQ Statesman driver with manual steering")

LOL and manual windows

 

[88GreenVN]

LOL and manual windows

Any one that can make a cross member out of bolsa wood MUST be a desendant of Chuck Norris

 

[LAPD-VN]

yeah kill off the power antena too. put a manual one in.. while he's at it. the front reo bar can be removed and the bar cover cable tied up instead. thats a massive weight loss. morton knows its possible... ive been down that road before.

 

[LightningVP]

yeah kill off the power antena too. put a manual one in.. while he's at it. the front reo bar can be removed and the bar cover cable tied up instead. thats a massive weight loss. morton knows its possible... i've been down that road before.

LOL....Who needs an aerial? just use the car frame as the aerial