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jaisvz
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Sick mate.
Here's something from a webpage i made in high school for a laugh.
* Cut the springs full don’t be shy! 11mm off ground, that's heaps!
* Fully sick interceptors with 2 mags on front wheels mate.
* Sick subwoofa (note: it's not loud enough unless the boot rattle is so intense, the hinges are about to bust).
* Get some fully fluffy assed dice from Uncle Charlie down at the Vic market.
* Install a custom built hair wax holder on the dash.
* Buy the lowest seat you can find so all people can see is your Kappa hat poking above the dash.
* Fully sick stickers on the side door, showing the sponsors you couldn't afford (Greddy, HKS etc.)
* Put a number on side window and state it does 11's.
* Put a $30 turbo tip from Super-Cheap Auto on your exhaust so people think you can actually afford a real turbo
* Slow down to about 2 kph at least 5 meters prior to a speed hump, ensure people think your car is lower than it actually is, and seems like your chassis is detailed.
* Stare at people when you drive past as if you're about to fight them, then drive off with as much RPM as possible so they get "scared".
* When you exit your car, look at the big scratch on the spoiler. You put your amp there when your arms got weak but pretend to forget that for a second, rub the scratch with your thumb as if it would come off.
* When you rest your arm on the door, make sure you push outwards so your muscles look bigger.
* Make sure you have a nice teenage girl in the passenger side who is "like, totally in love with you"
* Never fix your neons, just constantly jiggle the wires until they go on.
* Make sure you own a nokia, so your bro's and hoes can call you and say, hey bro, lets go for a cruise in the VL turbs bro.
* Take your ride to "tint professor" and tint you windows so much that no one can see in… and you cant see out.
* Never buy optimax because your bro said it's not good for turbos.
* Ask a bro for 2 bucks for fuel money coz you used your money up for a new turbo badge for your fake turbo
* Offset your license plates to the side so you can get that extra 3 square cm’s air intake.
* Make sure you have a rip-off Momo steering wheel mate!
* Write in your calendar that you'll need a new clutch every two months because you can't drive manual.
* Have a folder in your glove box to store all the canaries you cop every Saturday night at Chapel street coz your seat is so low.
* Ask the copper to stick your canary on an angle in the perfect place on your window so the most people will see it at "chapz".
* Keep a siphon tube in the boot incase you need to make a quick refill.
* Nod your head to other "tilted hat people" as if you know them... they'll nod back if they are sick.
* Nightshade the **** out of your taillights so they are only just visible at night.
* Make sure u are sponsored by a Car Towing company, proving you are a real VL muzza on the burnout run Saturday nights.
* Don’t use brakes, manual shift the auto like a wanker.
* Clean your lowered seats before leaving Chapel so your ma doesn’t find out you ate a souvlaki after her dinner.
* State you got a permit from the EPA not to run a cat converter.
* Tell everyone at the drags that you're running 32psi, and after the Cortina sucks your headlights out , say "Oh my digital boost controller was stuck on 11psi”
* Blu-tac your TURBO badge on to your boot so when you floor it, the badge will fly off and you can say, "Bro! See that my car is so f'n fast the turbo badge fell off!"
* Always wash your car with the hood up on the nature strip, with your shirt off… even if its 10 degrees.
* When out with mates, make sure your fat cousin and her boyfriend sit in the back so your car looks lower.
* When someone overtakes you in your VL you have to reovertake them and just as u pass them you have to make sure the blow off valve sounds.
* The correct cruising method is: 1 hand out window on the door, 1 hand on top of steering wheel, hat pointing as vertical as possible, full sick diesel jeans and top.
* Cut the springs full don’t be shy! 11mm off ground, that's heaps!
* Fully sick interceptors with 2 mags on front wheels mate.
* Sick subwoofa (note: it's not loud enough unless the boot rattle is so intense, the hinges are about to bust).
* Get some fully fluffy assed dice from Uncle Charlie down at the Vic market.
* Install a custom built hair wax holder on the dash.
* Buy the lowest seat you can find so all people can see is your Kappa hat poking above the dash.
* Fully sick stickers on the side door, showing the sponsors you couldn't afford (Greddy, HKS etc.)
* Put a number on side window and state it does 11's.
* Put a $30 turbo tip from Super-Cheap Auto on your exhaust so people think you can actually afford a real turbo
* Slow down to about 2 kph at least 5 meters prior to a speed hump, ensure people think your car is lower than it actually is, and seems like your chassis is detailed.
* Stare at people when you drive past as if you're about to fight them, then drive off with as much RPM as possible so they get "scared".
* When you exit your car, look at the big scratch on the spoiler. You put your amp there when your arms got weak but pretend to forget that for a second, rub the scratch with your thumb as if it would come off.
* When you rest your arm on the door, make sure you push outwards so your muscles look bigger.
* Make sure you have a nice teenage girl in the passenger side who is "like, totally in love with you"
* Never fix your neons, just constantly jiggle the wires until they go on.
* Make sure you own a nokia, so your bro's and hoes can call you and say, hey bro, lets go for a cruise in the VL turbs bro.
* Take your ride to "tint professor" and tint you windows so much that no one can see in… and you cant see out.
* Never buy optimax because your bro said it's not good for turbos.
* Ask a bro for 2 bucks for fuel money coz you used your money up for a new turbo badge for your fake turbo
* Offset your license plates to the side so you can get that extra 3 square cm’s air intake.
* Make sure you have a rip-off Momo steering wheel mate!
* Write in your calendar that you'll need a new clutch every two months because you can't drive manual.
* Have a folder in your glove box to store all the canaries you cop every Saturday night at Chapel street coz your seat is so low.
* Ask the copper to stick your canary on an angle in the perfect place on your window so the most people will see it at "chapz".
* Keep a siphon tube in the boot incase you need to make a quick refill.
* Nod your head to other "tilted hat people" as if you know them... they'll nod back if they are sick.
* Nightshade the **** out of your taillights so they are only just visible at night.
* Make sure u are sponsored by a Car Towing company, proving you are a real VL muzza on the burnout run Saturday nights.
* Don’t use brakes, manual shift the auto like a wanker.
* Clean your lowered seats before leaving Chapel so your ma doesn’t find out you ate a souvlaki after her dinner.
* State you got a permit from the EPA not to run a cat converter.
* Tell everyone at the drags that you're running 32psi, and after the Cortina sucks your headlights out , say "Oh my digital boost controller was stuck on 11psi”
* Blu-tac your TURBO badge on to your boot so when you floor it, the badge will fly off and you can say, "Bro! See that my car is so f'n fast the turbo badge fell off!"
* Always wash your car with the hood up on the nature strip, with your shirt off… even if its 10 degrees.
* When out with mates, make sure your fat cousin and her boyfriend sit in the back so your car looks lower.
* When someone overtakes you in your VL you have to reovertake them and just as u pass them you have to make sure the blow off valve sounds.
* The correct cruising method is: 1 hand out window on the door, 1 hand on top of steering wheel, hat pointing as vertical as possible, full sick diesel jeans and top.
SUSPECT
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omg its scary cos thats like my vl now 
yZoH
//There Ain't No Rest For The Wicked...
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yZoH
//There Ain't No Rest For The Wicked...
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All 4 tyres are new, from that pic to today, theyve got 124km on them backs might be more coz of traction issues......... lol hehe
Cheers
MaT
Cheers
MaT
Troy711
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hahahahahaha that VL thing is classic
