Pick up Lines, Post em here!

[Ygoford]

aii baby your legs are just like north-east road, they lead straight to paradise hehe u'll get it if ur from SA

... im from sa but i dun get it ... where is paradise on north-east road ?

 

[STEALTHY™]

I thin he means lower north east road, but that'd just sound stupid

 

[VXSSII]

I once had a shirt that said...

My face leaves at 9.......

Be on It.

 

[_Mukas_]

I once had a shirt that said...

My face leaves at 9.......

Be on It.

thats gold.... i want one...

 

[Sabby]

this isnt really a pickup line, but its hillarious, saw it on a T

10 things men no about women
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10......they have boobies

 

[chevy_big_block_bro]

Was listening to the radio today and a song came on called The Pick-Up Song by Teter Jay.
Its a country song as thats what farriers listen to.

Here's a link to the lyrics
http://www.cowboylyrics.com/lyrics/teter-jay/the-pick-up-song-14864.html

There's a good one in the song which might work.
Desperate Man:Excuse me, you wouldn't happen to come from tennessee.
Hot sexy lady:No! Why
Desperate Man:Well your the only ten I see in this bar

 

[81_vh_holden]

Lets play trains you sit on my face and i will choo choo chooo

 

[shumway]

Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?

Baicarumba...are those real?

Be unique and different, just say yes.

Can I flirt with you?

Damn girl, you have more curves than a race track.

Do you know karate? Cos damn it honey, your body is really kickin.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

Gee, that's a nice set of legs, what time do they open?

 

[VYBec]

ROFLMFAO!! Believe me I have heard some but these are classic!! Some of the lame ones??!!

How about dinner sometime and maybe following that some breakfast too!!

Ive tried all the pick up lines and they dont seem to work so hows about a f@%#!!!

I like what your wearing but they would look better on my bedroom floor!!!

Seriously guys just show us your car!!!

 

[vlpurpy]

couple of pick up lines .......
yea do u like magic? its easy take ya to my place we fu** then u disappear...... dang girl u look nice... ud look alot nicer without them clothes on .... i actually hit a guy for saying them to me and walked off lmfao