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Pit Crew Sacked

Rossbx

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HRT Sack Pit Crew
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The Holden Racing Team (HRT) fired their entire pit crew yesterday.
The announcement follows HRT’s decision to take advantage of the Australian Governments Work for the Dole Scheme and Hire unemployed Aboriginal youths.
The decision was brought on by a recent documentary on how a group of Aboriginal Youths were able to remove a set of car wheels in less than 4 seconds without proper equipment, whereas HRT’s existing crew can only do it in 5 seconds with millions of dollars of Hi-Tech gear. This was thought to be an excellent yet bold move by HRT Management. As most races were won or lost in the pits, HRT would have an advantage over every other team.
However HRT got more than they bargained for. During the Aboriginals first practice session, not only were they able to change the tyres in under 4 seconds, but within 9 seconds they had resprayed, rebadged and sold the vehicle to a Ford Team for 4 dozen cans of VB, a carton of Winfield Blue and 4 litres of turpentine.
AAP-Reuter, 25 January, 08
 

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this has been done like 50 times, only the crew and race change...
 

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Was better when it was Ferrari (and the cars were sold to mclaren), considering HRT havn't spent millions of dollars on a rattle gun.....
 

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just buy a v8 lol
It's been done, and i'm not sure the negative racial stereotyping was required for this joke. Your own special touch?
 

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It's been done, and i'm not sure the negative racial stereotyping was required for this joke. Your own special touch?

Its a cut and paste joke.

If you don't like jokes, don't enter the jokes section.
 

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It's been done, and i'm not sure the negative racial stereotyping was required for this joke. Your own special touch?

It's the joke and humor section, lighten up.

No need for PC in this section.
 

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:rofl: at the PC bullshit happening every day now. IT IS A JOKE TAKE IT AS ONE.

New infraction from now on, PC **** = perm ban.
 

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haha loving the forum attitude lately. anyone that mentions the word racist gets a world of abuse thrown at them. good to see theres no PC crap here. the joke doesnt really work without the ethnic bit in there
 

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lol lets be honest, there wouldnt be parts of that racist bit there if they werent part true.
Stereotypes dont make themselves up from thin air!!
 
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