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PROCTOLOGY
You all know the old one-liner, "I'm a proctologist, I know an arsehole when I see one...!"
Or, sometimes, "I've seen some arseholes in my time!"
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What about these, then:-
"How come you became a proctologist?"
"There was an opening."
A proctologist who also has a degree in psychiatry deals in odds and ends.
Proctologist to client, "Good news. My glove should reappear within a few hours."
Medicare checked the proctologist's records. They were concerned about his bottom line.
A client thought his proctologist had OCD, then he realised the doctor's hands were holding him by his shoulders.
The constipated accountant didn't need a proctologist. He worked it out with a pencil.
The famous author wrote a tale about a proctologist. It didn't have a good ending.
Proctologist's lament, "I'm in the sh*t without a glove."
You all know the old one-liner, "I'm a proctologist, I know an arsehole when I see one...!"
Or, sometimes, "I've seen some arseholes in my time!"
__________
What about these, then:-
"How come you became a proctologist?"
"There was an opening."
A proctologist who also has a degree in psychiatry deals in odds and ends.
Proctologist to client, "Good news. My glove should reappear within a few hours."
Medicare checked the proctologist's records. They were concerned about his bottom line.
A client thought his proctologist had OCD, then he realised the doctor's hands were holding him by his shoulders.
The constipated accountant didn't need a proctologist. He worked it out with a pencil.
The famous author wrote a tale about a proctologist. It didn't have a good ending.
Proctologist's lament, "I'm in the sh*t without a glove."