Slippery eels slithers into man's bladder

[VKCOMMO]

Just goes to show you cant trust anything...

A slippery eel has slithered its way into a Chinese man's bladder through his penis during a cleansing spa.

The man, who was enjoying a relaxing skin treatment where live eels are used to help clean the body, felt a sharp pain and realised that one of the eels had snuck off into his body, the Metro reported.

"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realised a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," the 56-year-old from Honghu, Hubei province said.

"I tried to hold it and take it out, but the eel was too slippery to be held and it disappeared up my penis."

The man was rushed to hospital, where the eel was removed from his body after a three-hour operation.

The slithering nature of the eel gave it the perfect ability to slip into the man's body through his genitals, surgeon Jin Wang said.

"The diameter of the urethra in a man's penis is just a little narrower, but because eels are quite slippery, its body worked as a lubricant and so it got into the penis smoothly," he said.

Unfortunately for the eel, its journey did not end well with the surgeons finding the critter dead in the man's bladder.

Slippery eels slithers into man's bladder - Yahoo!7

 

[Rufys]

Surgeon's name was Wang. LOL!!! Oh the irony!

 

[VKCOMMO]

Surgeon's name was Wang. LOL!!! Oh the irony!

Haha.. this report is full of win..

It must have been a small eel if the man was from Honghu

 

[undersuspicion]

lol one of my work collegues told me about this and i didnt believe it, now i do. AND LOL at the surgeons name... WANG

 

[87RB30VL]

That, my friends, is why I am glad we don't do that sort of **** here. Like yeah, fish nibbling your feet is one thing, but sitting naked in a bath of eels which eat your skin? No thanks. Reminds me of this video I saw once called Octopussy.... Probably get banned if I talk about it in too much detail but it involved a woman, no clothes, and a live octopus. Oh yeah, she was Asian.

Enough said.

 

[Ed]

taking intercourse to a whole new level.

 

[JMP]

Lucky it was a small one if it was bigger it may have gone in his other end.

 

[Shedvl]

Well looking on the bright side, at least he now has a new pickup line.... "So ...do you eat Seafood ? " hehe:rofl2:

 

[HamaTime™]

Obvious troll report.

Have you seen a chinese man's dick? my micro biro is bigger than that thing, and the chinese penis is drowned in a sea of pubes, then again, the eel might have though it was swimming through seagrass or seaweed lol

 

[Jesterarts]

What they didn't report on is all the eels that went up his ass instead.

But seriously, if these things can go up a pee hole, then a arsehole would not be a challenge for them either.