SMS jokes

[90VN55]

recent studie's have revealed that homosexual's use there thumb's to scroll through their text message's. don't try 2 change your finger, it's 2 late u POOF

i hope this doesn't offend anyone.
sorry if it does

 

[wes_v8]

lol there are sum pretty good ones in here

 

[Patrio7]

there was one for the old green screen nokia's where it does the WTC thing and comes up "thankyou for choosign american air"

may they rest in peace. please let me know if anyone finds that a bit much.

 

[Lyoness]

I had so many in my old phone....

*sigh*

 

[redcedar]

More money is now spent on boob jobs & viagra than on alziemers research .

So by 2040 the elderly will have perky tits & stiff @!#*$ and no F$&#%!@ idea why !!!

 

[semi]

optus regrets to inform yuo that the network has gone down on all customers. Fortunately, you are excluded, as noone would go down on you.

 

[VLishes]

-=- Snow White has Aids, The Three Little Pigs are in jail for sex offences. Red Riding Hood is pregnant with Wolf's baby. Goldilocks is a lesbian. Rumpelstiltskin smugggles drugs and Jane is beating the **** out of Barbie because Ken is gay and he gave Tarzan a blowjob. Now Heidi and Cinderella are involved in a syndicate giving the Smurfs pills in exchange for wild group sex! So Fairyland is pretty F*CKED UP!...How are things with you...? -=-

 

[DonutFace]

Telstra regrets to inform you that your life was an accident please report to the nearest hospital to be put down.

 

[ralcool]

Lets play a game of hide and seek...I will hide...and you can seek. If you catch me, you can screw me. If not....I'll be in the pantry.

 

[Shifty1]

haha.. lovin them.. gotta use alot of these..