Mother of god it's a bit sore today! Well today I can't actually see out of my right eye anymore but they say it'll heal itself, but no luck with the cops.
Apparently my description of two people in a VS wagon with black and yellow plates in a town of 300 people, with a good description of both people including unique identifiers isn't enough for them to drive 40km and check it out - they're a bit too busy pulling over people for RBT's in town. Good to see they've got their priorities in order.
It happened in the bush where there was no phone reception hence why I stopped, so there's no security footage - they've gotten away with it as far as I'm concerned.