ok in the interest of getting a few WTF's, ive decided to name this car "lois"
the reason? well not that i need a reason, but as i was washing it this after noon, the family-guy episode where peter talks about thursdays being his internet porn day he comes out with the quote
"oh yeah, youre my chinese lois"
so as i was rubbing parts of the car sexually, i was repeating:
"oh yeah, youre my japanese lois"
also lois is pretty hot in some weird way. here is the full quote:
"Patriot Games"
Season: 4 Episode: 20
Peter: "Besides, Sunday's my Internet Porn Night."
[cut to Peter sitting naked at an Internet café]
Peter: "Ohhhhhh, yeah, you're my Chinese Lois."
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xkbdko_chinese-lois_fun
p.s. that episode is one of the funniest of the family guy lineup. its where stewie beats brian mercilessly for owing him money on a bet. get into it.