Wanted:good comeback line for "Do you know what your doing?"

[gibbo]

It really ****s me at work when some wanker comes in a to get some job done by me and they ask me "do you know what your doing?"
I have been doing my line of work for many years and certainly know what I'm doing:bang:
What witty comeback can I use instead of breaking their nose with a head butt to the face?!

 

[yZoH]

Do you know what your doing?

"No, actually I don't.."

 

[Trei]

" Yeah, your mother right? "

 

[gibbo]

Do you know what your doing?

"No, actually I don't.."

Yeah I thought of "No, im just gonna close my eyes and hope for the best"

 

[gibbo]

" Yeah, your mother right? "

Oh thats good! :yeah:

 

[yZoH]

"Tell your mum thanks for the brekfast"

 

[Troy711]

in an arnie voice

'i have detailed files on human anatomy'

 

[woteva]

When someone asks you "do you know what your doing", it's best to just say you don't have a clue. It sets their expectations for you lower, and their appreciation for the end product higher. :thumbsup:

 

[gibbo]

When someone asks you "do you know what your doing", it's best to just say you don't have a clue. It sets their expectations for you lower, and their appreciation for the end product higher. :thumbsup:

HA HA, this is good

 

[MaN|aC]

I usually say "if I did know what im doing, I wouldn't be here". Im a pain in the arse at work I often annoy other people by saying is "is it time to go home yet" no matter what time in the day it is.