Weirdest Text msg

[jet_pilot]

^classic! lmao my cousin did that but his mum found it the lil tool

 

[NORTI]

if that ever happened to me I'd knock them on their ass and go home

Me too, What a cow! My hubby has done that though grr, he will send a text saying horrible things about one of my friends he does not like when I am out with her, i get so worried she will see!!

Nah, we are good friends, I knew I was kinda taking my time, but she obviously couldnt say it to my face.

it's not an SMS but a few years ago when my little brother got his first digital camera he took a photo of his johnson and then he put it on his PC, any way his inlaws came over for a visit and the missus wanted to show em something on the PC but guess what popped up by accident

Hahahaha reminds me of a friend, similar story except it was a digital home movie!!!

 

[66Sikness]

I was seeing a girl for a while that after we had any sort of argument (about her never coming to see me usually) she would bitch about me to her friends, i copped enough of those messages to believe that it was more than just her sending them to the wrong number.

 

[LeojVS]

I get sms from a barber shop all the time. Was like a one night stand gone wrong. I put my name and number down to enter a comp, and they use it to send me messages.

"Hey Joel, ******* barbers are open TONIGHT! Come in for a trim before the weekend"

Its not funny at all. Kinda sad : (

 

[matty88]

Got this one this arvo:

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Bahahahahahahahahahahahahah

It made my day

 

[albert5268]

I got one at work lunch time today. they sent it to the wrong person

"normally when i get banana shaped objects in my mouth i don't have to guide them in!"

 

[jet_pilot]

my girlfreind got sent a naked pic of her best friend today the she meant to send to this guy she likes..... tell you what not bad i think i might make a suggestion to the missus for some extra company tonight hehehe

 

[TheForgotten]

I got one at work lunch time today. they sent it to the wrong person

"normally when i get banana shaped objects in my mouth i don't have to guide them in!"

god that one says enough.....

my girlfreind got sent a naked pic of her best friend today the she meant to send to this guy she likes..... tell you what not bad i think i might make a suggestion to the missus for some extra company tonight hehehe

doesn't matter how smooth you think you are, this can only end bad

 

[jet_pilot]

haha yeah im in the bad book's now oh well i get left alone while out in the shed lol

 

[Stan003]

I got this one a while ago from some random number

"Hae gee wat r uz ub 2 dz s ma numba gee k"

All i can say is... ****ing wiggas! :bang: