Worst injury

[VL Berlina 5speed]

well i thought this could be a intresting thread,

what is the worst injury you have had happen to yourself?
can be from anything or everything,

what did you do
how did you do it
any video or picture, vids can be quite funny on other peoples misfortune
any side effects or any side effects from it to date



suppose ill get it rolling
Anzac day this year had a motorbike stack on a lip of a jump, rear end kicked out before the lip and ended up landing on the front wheel,
flipped over the bars and bike over the top of me

shatterd left collar bone
dislocated left wrist, big chip off the ulna and snapped the radius

9 screws and plate in collar bone, 12 screws and plate in the wrist

still have limited movement and pain though the joint on the wrist when i lift heavy stuff or do a impact sport (motorbike riding)
numb/no feeling around collar bone area

no vid sadly lol
just this pic, also have some of my xrays etc

 

[minux]

Broke my fibula and femur in either leg. The surgeon ****ed up the platings which led to muscle damage afterwards.

Kinda hurt...actually still does.

 

[dufus]

[21:10] * @minux kicks bill in the nuts

Worst injury I have ever had

 

[vx_ss_black]

fell out of a top bunk bed on my face during sleep at a caravan park when i was young. almost needed plastic surgery. soaked the blood up with about 4 towels from the place we were staying. ate through a straw for a while

 

[greenfoam]

I know this is a self inflicted injury but still . I've was born with ears that stuck out:0 with no fold. I never got hassled about it like most kids since I was allways respected since I'm so nice . But it made me paranoid and I never really went outside to anywhere ever. So later on I got them modified. But I am realllly a mental control freak and so I don't do any drugs or alcohol and unless it's real serious perscription drugs / painkillers etc so I had to convince a doctor so do it with just a local anesthetic. It took me a couple of years to find one to do it. So yes that was interesting getting your ears come within a mm of being cut in half, cartlidge cut out with scissors and being stuck all in your hair, 50 stiches in each ear all while beign perfectly awake. You don't want to know what it sounds like to have a scapel and scissor go through your own cartlidge that close to your ear drum (incase you really want to know it's like a box cutter going through a strong thick cardboard box, same sounds. And the tight feeling as it was all pulled back together with the stiches. 30 minutes later the pain was quite extreme too and I had a purple / yellow neck for a few weeks while the brusing and blood drained away. So that was my most exciting injury. It took about 4 years for the scar tissue to stop flaking out of the cut :0

 

[Pub247]

12 stiches in my face from a glass bottle scarred for life
put a drill through my hands about a month ago
and last week ****ed my ankle up royally
Thats about most of them off the top of my head

 

[MaN|aC]

My worse injury was fracturing my wrist, a truck driver decided to have a head on collsion with me lol

 

[Grennan]

Playing Gridiron a few years back I moved awkardly when I sacked the quarterback and the knee popped out of the skin. Had to get it all screwed up and what not and now ive got a mighty fine scar.

Had what i thought was a bad neck injury playing Rugby Union, I was the lock and for anyone that doesnt know im dead smack in the middle of the scrum. We went in and at the last second the guy opposite me moved his head and headbutted me, I dropped like a sack of **** and because I was in the middle and holding everyone the whole weight of the pack went down with me and i spiked on my head. Had a stinger - where the nerves get pinched and its pretty much agonising pain from your neck down your body. I thought i was gonna be a quadie. They only last about 5 mins but it was one of the scariest couple of minutes of my life.

 

[Turd Ferguson]

broken arm courtesy of a razor scooter, at first i thought it was a sprain so i didnt go to hospital until 3 days after i did it

 

[Doctor Sodways]

Got smashed at a 21st drinking some Glacier Eisch stuff from Germany and proceeded to jump down a flight of stairs, a good 20+, should go get a photo of the staircase one day, and ive proceeded to give myself knee problems for life now...... No serious damage, just no sport, and if its knocked the wrong way i wont walk for a week cos it swells like a bitch. Twist it the wrong way and it comes out etc.... Just frustrating, but, ****, that 21st was great fun!