yo momma's so fat

[vsmad]

wait a minute wait a minute, don't bring anyones mother into this, she ain't here. if it wasn't for your mother, you wouldn't be here, so remember when you put down one mother you're putting down mothers all around the world.

 

[Julie]

anyone watch that new yo momma show on mtv? I can't beleive they made a show based on crap like this lol

Yo momma's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo momma's so fat, when she bends over we go into daylight savings time.

Yo Momma's so stupid that when I told her we needed gas for the car, she farted at the gas tank!

Yo Momma's so stupid that when she goes to a movie theatre and saw under 18 not admitted, she went home and got 17 of her friends.

Yo Momma's so stupid she stayed in the grocery store for one day looking at a can of orange juice just because it said concentrate.

 

[soyaman]

Mothers are great, it is social welfare queens that are usually the prob , it seems that women who think they can be dads and rip kids off of a father so as they can maxisimise welfare and C$A handouts , are the prob .

 

[blaze]

ur mumma so fat she scratches ber back with a steel rake
ur mumma so ugly she cleans her teeth with a wire brush

 

[Full Spectrum]

Ya mumma so fat takes her 10min just to wash 1 arse cheek.
Ya mumma so fat cost her $599 to see her feet with a video camera.
Ya mumma so fat she saved me $400 on springs to lower the car 4".
Ya mumma so fat when she was down the beach i seen a Chinese boat close by.
Ya mumma so fast she eat sizzler's out of business.
Ya mumma so fat she stood on a mountain and we had a total eclipse.
Ya mumma so fat they tried to charge her a family ticket into dream world on her own.

 

[dash]

ahahahaha.. they are some funny ones man..