Your momma's like a door knob - everyone gets a turn
Your momma's like a TV - anyone can turn her on
Your momma's like a elevator - Push the right button she goes down for anyone
Your momma's so slow it takes her 2hrs to watch 60 mins
Your momma's so fat you gotta roll her in flour to find the wet spot
Your momma's so loose when she walks she leaves snail trails
OK OK get off momma's .... cause i just got off yours
Your momma's so poor saw her kickin a can down the street , asked her what she was doing , she said moving!!
(Not directed at anyone either, just jokes)