Troy711
Retired Old Fart
- Joined
- Dec 13, 2003
- Messages
- 7,692
- Reaction score
- 167
- Points
- 63
- Location
- Canberra, ACT
- Website
- forums.justcommodores.com.au
- Members Ride
- 2011 Mitsubishi Pajero GLS
1. you find yourself using the excuse 'yo, but you gots twice as many cylindas' after EVERY race
2. you have stickers that even most asians dont understand
3. you have stickers for parts you dont have
4. you refer to a 50hp nitrous system as the 'big shot'
5. your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
6. birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
7. you sell crack for the image... not the money
8. you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
9. you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
10. you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
11. your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
12. you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
13. you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
14. your tach is bigger than your head
15. you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
16. you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
17. your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
18. you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
19. you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
20. your exhaust sounds like a dying Cow
21. your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
2. you have stickers that even most asians dont understand
3. you have stickers for parts you dont have
4. you refer to a 50hp nitrous system as the 'big shot'
5. your exhaust tip diameter is 4 times the inner muffler diameter
6. birds make nests on your spoiler because its taller than the trees
7. you sell crack for the image... not the money
8. you will only race if the other guy removes four sparkplugs
9. you have "All Motor" emblazoned on your rear hatch right next to your 14.50 dial in
10. you brag to have nitrous and have a 14.50 dial in
11. your exhaust system for your 1.8L is bigger than most Pro-stock cars
12. you spent more money on stickers and stripes than your parents paid for your car
13. you go to a performance shop and immediately start rummaging through the decal bin
14. your tach is bigger than your head
15. you have a shiftlight and your car is an automatic
16. you refuse to race because it's a "show car"
17. your only mods are cut factory springs and a 5" chrome exhaust tip
18. you have more lights on the front of your car than the USS Voyager
19. you brag about a turbo kit that never seems to get installed.
20. your exhaust sounds like a dying Cow
21. your bright green $300 air filter is bigger than your engine.
