Astranomical
Ecotec just kicked in yo
- Joined
- Apr 24, 2004
- Messages
- 958
- Reaction score
- 21
- Points
- 18
- Age
- 39
- Location
- Dee Why, NSW
- Members Ride
- AH Astra (daily), VX Berlina, VN Calais, Mazda 626
Ed was in deep trouble. He'd forgotten his wedding anniversary and his wife was really ****ed. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds. IT BETTER BE THERE".
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed's funeral is next week.
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.
Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.
Ed's funeral is next week.
