All of the above of course were proposed by scientists? and there claims were supported by similar evidence to global warming?
Really? they had computer modelling of alchemists turning lumps of lead into gold and predictions on vampire slayings!
Yes, you could go on, but it would be difficult to keep such comedy up for long.
Maybe you could go on about the scientists from centuries ago that did get it right, did do experiments, and are responsible for the scientific rigour that exists today.
You could start with Keplar, Newton, Galileo, divinci, Faraday, Darwin, Dalton, copernicus, maxwell, bacon etc.