January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter!!! March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!" April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!! May - Tried to make coffee.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope. July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!! August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open. September - The capital of London is "L".....isn't it??? October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel. November - Baked Chicken for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!! Oh and what will December bring? Oh my what a year so far!!