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A Blondes Year in Review

Discussion in 'Jokes/Humour' started by Mavericks Choice, Dec 29, 2018.

  1. Mavericks Choice

    Mavericks Choice Well-Known Member

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    January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
    February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels Helllloooo!!! bottles won't fit in typewriter!!!
    March - Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said "2-4 years!"
    April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
    May - Tried to make coffee.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!
    June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn't find a lake with a slope.
    July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, the other swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
    August - Got locked out of my car in rain storm.....car swamped because soft-top was open.
    September - The capital of London is "L".....isn't it???
    October - Hate M & M's.....they are so hard to peel.
    November - Baked Chicken for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!!
    Oh and what will December bring?
    Oh my what a year so far!!
     
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