dsnutz
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One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife,
pinched
her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get
rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid
of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his "wackie."
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and
your brother!
pinched
her on the butt and said, "If you firmed up, we could get
rid of your control top panty hose".
While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on each of her
breasts and said, "You know, if you firmed these up, we could get rid
of your bra."
This was beyond a silent response, so she rolled over and grabbed him
by his "wackie."
With a death grip in place, she said, "You know, if you firmed this
up, we could get rid of the gardener, the postman, the pool man, and
your brother!