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A new drink for men!!!

kowan

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A woman and her boyfriend are out for New Years having a few drinks.
While they're sitting there having a good time together she starts
talking about this really great new drink. The more she talks about it
the more excited she gets, and starts trying to talk her boyfriend
into
having one. After a while he gives in and lets her order the drink for
him. The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar
--
a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys and a shot of lime juice. The
boyfriend
looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains. "First you put
a
bit of the salt on your tongue, next you drink the shot of Baileys and
hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime juice" So,the
boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.



He puts the salt on his tongue! -- salty but OK. He drinks the shot of
Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant. He thinks - this is OK.
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it .... in one second
the
sharp lime taste hits... at two seconds the Baileys curdles..at three
seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits. This triggers his gag
reflex but being manly, and not wanting to disappoint his girlfriend,
he
swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally chokes it down he turns
to
his girlfriend.



She smiles widely at him and says, "So, how did you like it? It's
called
Blow Job Revenge.'"
 

Patrio7

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hahahaha lmao which is why one should ALWAYS buy ones own drinks
 

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hahahahaha classic.
 

commod8

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hahaha good one :) very good
 

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hahaha, finally a joke on here that hasnt been to laugh at a chick. whoo that ones good.
 

yZoH

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thats harsh hahaha damn................... *dry reaches* lol j/k
 

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Poor barstard!! Knew it was coming (no pun intended)
 

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oh yeah I love that.....




D.
 

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it's actually a real drink too..... never tried one though, but oddly (or scarily) my sister loves them
 
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