Asshole stretcher

[Ace_VP]

Hi guys, another highway patrol joke

highway patrol officer is hiding behind some bushes speed checking motorists when his radar clocks a nice new BMW doing 120 in an 80 zone. He moves out into the lane and signals for her to stop which the driver does.

Cop walks up to the door and she winds down the window, Nice car he says, what do you do for a living. Im an asshole stretcher she replies. What the hell is that? The officer asks. Well i take an asshole insert one finger stretch it out a bit then two finger then three and so on. Eventually i can get both hands in and I stretch it out until its about 6 feet. What the hell do you do with a 6 feet asshole the cop asks.

We give him a radar gun and a highway patrol car she replies.

 

[aero135]

haha nice one, although ill be careful not to recite this when i get pulled over

 

[GetToDaChopa]

haha nice one, although ill be careful not to recite this when i get pulled over

When he pulls you over you can just say "Where are the rest of the village people"

 

[wickann15]

:lmao: Thats Gold mate!

 

[Ace_VP]

When he pulls you over you can just say "Where are the rest of the village people"

just dont say "arent you they guy i saw get beaten up on cops last night" LOL

 

[byrnn09]

haha good one

 

[MAHOOVKV8]

Ha Ha thats a good one.

 

[JayManvr]

lol hahahahahahahahahaha

 

[VTLS1]

:clap::rofl2:

 

[CSP]

That only works if the cop is 6 foot tall.