Bad Jokes!

[HERONVY]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Getting hit by a car

Sorry if this one offends!

 

[Fekason]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Getting hit by a car

Sorry if this one offends!

I thought it was:

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple. Obviously half a worm.

 

[monkeys437]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust

 

[theperthvan]

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The holocaust

How much does a holo cost?

 

[monkeys437]

How much does a holo cost?

I wrote out a witty yet highly offensive answer to question that but decided against posting it

 

[quick308]

Boy: So, sex at my place?
Girl: Yah!
Boy: OK, but I sleep in a bunk bed with my younger brother and he thinks we're making sandwiches so this is the code. Cheese= Faster. Tomato= Harder.
Girl: OK?
~Later~
Girl: CHEESE CHEESE TOMATO CHEESE!
Brother: Stop making sandwiches! You're getting mayo all over my bed!

I found this this on those links you can like on facebook, i loled so hard.

 

[theperthvan]

I wrote out a witty yet highly offensive answer to question that but decided against posting it

Hah! happy to have it pm'd